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Kanye West’s Alleged Sex Tape with Kim Look Alike

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Kanye West’s alleged sex tape with a Kim Kardashian look alike is being shopped around and the rapper isn’t too happy.

When Kanye and Kim got together in April of this year, it was an apparent match made in heaven since they’re both egotistical and materialistic, but now their bond is about to grow even stronger since Kanye’s own sex tape could soon be on the market.

The sex tape is reportedly about 20 minutes long and features an unidentified woman who looks a little too much like Kardashian. All that’s known is she’s 18 and that her and her husband weren’t doing too well at the time of the video since she reveals, “My husband and I don’t have sex anymore… that’s why I’m here.”

This video shouldn’t put any strain on Kanye and Kim’s relationship since it was reportedly shot a little before the two became an item. Kim is probably also happy to hear that her man wore a condom the entire time and never even kissed this mystery woman.

Sex.com is offering up to $1 million for this video and is ready to negotiate. They even posted a statement on their site:

“Kanye West is an artist, one of the world’s biggest stars, and ultimately a sex symbol which is why the curiosity of the public cannot go on. By making a Kanye West sex-tape public, Sex.com feels that he and current girlfriend Kim Kardashian will become the first celebrity sex-tape power couple. They will be the epitome of Western tabloid culture. The public already craves any details released about their relationship and this tape, filmed pre-relationship, will provide a frank view of the relationship’s inception and confirm Kanye’s rumoured obsession with the reality TV star.”

An insider has said, “If this were to hit the market it would be worth a fortune… there would definitely be a lot of people wanting to see this!” and added, “In my expert opinion Kanye’s performance far outweighs Kim’s!”

He might’ve jinxed himself when he rapped in his song “Clique,” “Eat breakfast at Gucci/My girl a superstar all from a home movie.”

While Kanye is apparently “freaking out” over the tape potentially being released, one can’t help but think he’ll say, “Kim, I know you got famous off your sex tape, but I made the best sex tape of all time.”

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Socially awkward in most situations most 25 years olds would call easy, that’s me. TV is my soul mate, Music is my mistress and writing is my best friend. Without those three things, I’d be in an insane asylum calling myself Rosa Parks, refusing to sit in the back of the so called bus. I know more about pop culture and celebrities than I do about my family history, and I’d like to keep it that way. Words I live by: We´re all tiny books in one big compilation called life. Some of us will wait for what seems like forever for our climactic part to come. Others will have a romance novel their entire life. Or maybe one filled with just adventure. Or one that is a poetic tragedy. Then, there are those that will have best sellers. You know, the ones that everyone wants to read and base their versions on? Don´t forget the little paperbacks sold at the carwash that only a select few will ever lay eyes on. We´re all born with the power to either take what was written for us or choose our own adventures.

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