Kanye West’s alleged sex tape with a Kim Kardashian look alike is being shopped around and the rapper isn’t too happy.
When Kanye and Kim got together in April of this year, it was an apparent match made in heaven since they’re both egotistical and materialistic, but now their bond is about to grow even stronger since Kanye’s own sex tape could soon be on the market.
The sex tape is reportedly about 20 minutes long and features an unidentified woman who looks a little too much like Kardashian. All that’s known is she’s 18 and that her and her husband weren’t doing too well at the time of the video since she reveals, “My husband and I don’t have sex anymore… that’s why I’m here.”
This video shouldn’t put any strain on Kanye and Kim’s relationship since it was reportedly shot a little before the two became an item. Kim is probably also happy to hear that her man wore a condom the entire time and never even kissed this mystery woman.
Sex.com is offering up to $1 million for this video and is ready to negotiate. They even posted a statement on their site:
“Kanye West is an artist, one of the world’s biggest stars, and ultimately a sex symbol which is why the curiosity of the public cannot go on. By making a Kanye West sex-tape public, Sex.com feels that he and current girlfriend Kim Kardashian will become the first celebrity sex-tape power couple. They will be the epitome of Western tabloid culture. The public already craves any details released about their relationship and this tape, filmed pre-relationship, will provide a frank view of the relationship’s inception and confirm Kanye’s rumoured obsession with the reality TV star.”
An insider has said, “If this were to hit the market it would be worth a fortune… there would definitely be a lot of people wanting to see this!” and added, “In my expert opinion Kanye’s performance far outweighs Kim’s!”
He might’ve jinxed himself when he rapped in his song “Clique,” “Eat breakfast at Gucci/My girl a superstar all from a home movie.”
While Kanye is apparently “freaking out” over the tape potentially being released, one can’t help but think he’ll say, “Kim, I know you got famous off your sex tape, but I made the best sex tape of all time.”