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Chad Ochocinco is Denied Sex, Might Do Porn

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Source: zimbio.com

Chad Ochocinco opened up about his bedroom cobwebs and his potential future in the adult industry.

Ochocinco has gone back to just plain ol’ Chad Johnson now that he’s not the top notch player people first fell for. NFL fans noted his dismal playing last season when he was a part of the New England Patriots, but Chad said that the team and the fans weren’t the worst people to answer to, his then fiancé, Basketball Wives star Evelyn Lozada, was.

“You think the critics are bad? When I’m not doing well, [now wife Evelyn is] actually the worst critic of them all. I didn’t have sex the entire season last year because of my play [with the Patriots]. Well, when I scored a touchdown, well she allowed me to score. But after that I went back on cobweb mode.”

Now that Chad’s been picked up by the Miami Dolphins, let’s hope that he can get his game back, so that his wife lets him score on their home field.

There’s always a second game plan on the horizon for Chad though. If he continues his bad luck streak on the field and gets cut, he’s thinking of stepping into the porn world.

“I’m always looking to a second job. Thinking about going into porn. It’s not funny. I got to earn a living. I’m being serious. I mean, that’s what I would do.”

Everyone will have to wait and see how the next football season goes to see if Chad keeps up with his, um, other aspirations. Evelyn doesn’t seem too concerned about her husband’s potential future plans. And for those worried about how those bills will get paid, Evelyn is holding down her own with a fiction book, the couple’s spin-off Ev & Ocho, and a cosmetics line “E by Evelyn.”

He’s been Chad Johnson, Chad Ochocinco and if things don’t go as planned in the NFL, one can only imagine what he’ll change his name to in the porn realm.

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One comment on “Chad Ochocinco is Denied Sex, Might Do Porn

  1. Pingback: Evelyn Lozada Speaks Out About Chad Johnson, “Disappointed” « Roni Reports…

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